Sebastian's Pamphlets

If you've read my articles somewhere on the Internet, expect something different here.

MOVED TO SEBASTIANS-PAMPHLETS.COM

Please click the link above to read actual posts, this archive will disappear soon!

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Monday, August 20, 2007

This is my last blog post ...

... on blogspot. Farewell Blogger. Sebastian's Pamphlets moved to sebastians-pamphlets.com. Please visit me over there, change the feed URL in your reader to
http://feeds.sebastians-pamphlets.com/SebastiansPamphlets
and update your blogrolls. Thank you!

This site will be kept as an archive for a while, but I'll soon make it uncrawlable and even uglier with blinking links pointing to the new location. You dear readers don't deserve that, so please move with me to sebastians-pamphlets.com! I'm looking forward to seeing you there :)

Sebastian

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Thursday, August 09, 2007

How to bait link baiters and attention whores properly

What a brilliant marketing stunt. Click here! Err... click: Brilliant. Marketing. Stunt.

Best of luck John :)

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Friday, July 27, 2007

Rediscover Google's free ranking checker!

Nowadays we're searching via toolbar, personalized homepage, or in the browser address bar by typing in "google" to get the search box, typing in a search query using "I feel lucky" functionality, or -my favorite- typing in google.com/search?q=free+pizza+service+nearby.

Old fashioned, uncluttered and nevertheless sexy user interfaces are forgotten, and pretty much disliked due to the lack of nifty rounded corners. Luckily Google still maintains them. Look at this beautiful SERP:
Google's free ranking checker
It's free of personalized search, wonderful uncluttered because the snippets appear as tooltip only, results are nicely numbered from 1 to 1,000 on just 10 awesome fast loading pages, and when I've visited my URLs before I spot my purple rankings quickly.

http://google.com/ie?num=100&q=keyword1+keyword2 is an ideal free ranking checker. It supports &filter=0 and other URL parameters, so it's a perfect tool when I need to lookup particular search terms.

Mass ranking checks are totally and utterly useless, at least for the average site, and penalized by Google. Well, I can think of ways to semi-automate a couple queries, but honestly, I almost never need that. Providing fully automated ranking reports to clients gave SEO services a more or less well deserved snake oil reputation, because nice rankings for preselected keywords may be great ego food, but they don't pay the bills. I admit that with some setups automated mass ranking checks make sense, but those are off-topic here.

By the way, Google's query stats are a pretty useful resource too.

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Tuesday, July 24, 2007

Hey, there is content in the widgets!

Yeah, I do know the layout of this blog is somewhat cluttered. Especially the sidebar with all the JS script calls slowing down page loads. Not that Blogger page load times are exiting at all, especially not with the classic template. Forgive me, I just can't stay away from fancy stuff.

Perhaps you're not exactly interested in my twits telling you that my monsters are asleep and I can code untroubled, or that I've dugg or sphunn my friends' posts. Perfectly legit votings of course, since we share that many interests so that I often like what my buddies write and submit to whatever social bookmarking services or communities.

Of course you couldn't care less on stats like how many blogs in the Technorati universe (which is a tiny subset of the GoogleBlogSearch universe, which is a tiny subset of the blogosphere, which is a tiny subset of the Web ... Ok, you don't give a f***) link to my pamplets. Actually, here you could help me out, just put me on your blogroll. Honestly, the lack of backlinks is scandalous. Everybody reads my stuff but very few of you dear readers link to me. I don't consider scrapers readers, so their links don't count. Since my audience consists of 99% Webmasters, I hope all of you understand the syntax of my beloved A element. I promote lots of nice folks in my diverse blogroll sections, but very few return the honor. Not even the Google blog lists me under "What We're Reading" (please notice the capital "W" indicating a pluralis majestatis), although I spam FeedFetcher with Google bashing quite frequently. Weird ...

And no, the MBL users list doesn't count as content (but it's nice to see who visited), and the AdSense stuff is just informational (and remains unclicked by the way, you guys and gals are way too savvy). Oups, I did it again: four inexpressively paragraphs before I come to the point - vice.

Since I add widgets when I discover them, you've to scroll down for the GoogleReader thingy. It's titled "Sebastian's picked gems", and I mean that.

When I stumble upon a great post, I share it. That does not mean that I agree 100%, perhaps I even disagree 100%, but when I share a post I believe it's worth reading. Honestly, you wouldn't read my pamplets if you wouldn't share (a few of) my pet peeves, would you?

I guess it's safe to assume that you'll enjoy reading my shared articles. Good news is, you can subscribe to the feed of my selected readings. I don't recycle news, so I don't blog every tidbit I find on the 'Net. Hence you should subscribe to the feed and read the content I'd like to have on my blog although I'm too busy (Ok Ok, that's just a lame excuse for laziness) to publish it myself.

If you read my blog in your preferred feed reader, you'll miss out on some exciting stuff!

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